Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

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“I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?” “Neither, just a plain simple ass.”

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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows

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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”

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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

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Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!

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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

London: A new study has found that the mundane task of washing the dishes or dusting the shelves helps you burn approximately 50,000 calories a year.

A new poll, conducted by electrical goods giant Philips, has found that the average number of calories burned off each year simply by doing household chores is 50,261. Researchers discovered that a year of cleaning our homes is equivalent to more than 22 miles of walk a year.

They also found that keeping the house tidy annually burns the same number of calories found in 603 glasses of wine, 192 bars of chocolate, 369 cans of fizzy drink, 146 cheese burgers or 394 packs of crisps.

The study, which polled 3000 Britons, found that housework gives us more of a workout than spending an hour a week at the gym. Roughly two-thirds of those polled said that they cleaned more carefully to try to get some exercise, while 94 per cent said they worked up a sweat while doing the chores and half could feel their muscles burning afterwards.

The study also revealed that 44 per cent danced while cleaning to lighten the boredom. “To prevent weight gain, most adults need to expend around 400 calories per day in physical activity, which is equivalent to around two hours of dusting and cleaning or 82 minutes of vacuuming and mopping,” the Daily Mail quoted Dr Gary O’Donovan, a lecturer in sport and exercise medicine at the University of Exeter, as saying.

The survey placed vacuuming as the most popular chore, with 35 per cent indicating a preference for it, followed by doing the laundry and washing-up. “Any household activity is an exercise and that is good for you. So do your housework as often as you can, but make it fun by putting on your favourite music and go for it!” former morning TV fitness guru Derrick Evans, said.

Source: ANI

Washington: Caffeine not only helps you stay awake, but a cream made from it can also help tone your thighs.

The finding is based on a new research that was conducted on 99 women who were asked to use a cream consisting a caffeine solution twice a day for 30 days.

The results showed that more than 80 percent of the women had reduced the circumference of their upper and lower thighs and nearly 68 percent reduced their hips. However, it is still not clear whether caffeine drives out the cellulite.

The researchers calculated the cellulite changes with a handheld imaging instrument. The image showed little change in cellulite even in the reduced hips and thighs.

The lead researcher Omar Lupi of the Federal University of then State of Rio de Janeiro doesn’t see this as a cure. He still considers exercising as a better option.

“This is no cure for cellulite. But it can help women who want to look thinner.” Lupi said. “Exercise is still the best way to go,” he added.

The study is published in the Journal of Cosmetic Dermatology.

Source: ANI

Washington: A drink a day does wonders for older women, says a study by researchers at the University of Newcastle.

The study conducted at the University’s Priority Research Centre for Gender, Health and Ageing in collaboration with the Hunter Medical Research Institute’s (HMRI) Public Health Program, found that consuming alcohol in moderate amounts may be of benefit to the health of older women.

As a part of the study, a national survey of 12,432 older women using data from the Australian Longitudinal Study on Women’s Health researchers was conducted. The women were aged 70 to 75 years when the study began. The National Health and Medical Research Council guidelines recommend that women drink no more than two standard drinks a day on average, no more than four standard drinks on any one day and have one or two alcohol-free days a week.

Over the course of six years, the volunteers provided information on alcohol consumption and their health by completing questionnaires.

Based on these questionnaires, the researchers found that women who consumed alcohol in moderate amounts tended to have higher survival rates.

“The study was undertaken to determine whether women who drank alcohol according to Australian recommendations could continue doing so from age 70 years and beyond,” Centre Director, Professor Julie Byles, said.

“Our data indicates that these guidelines can safely apply to these women at older ages. Indeed non drinkers and women who rarely drink had a significantly higher risk of dying than women who consumed a low intake of alcohol,”

“The health benefits that moderate alcohol consumption can provide are likely to be multiple. Alcohol use can be associated with psychological and social wellbeing which can be considered important health benefits in their own right.

“The social and pleasurable benefits of drinking, as well as the improved appetite and nutrition that may accompany modest alcohol intake, could also play a role.

“However, our study was not designed to provide evidence to suggest that non-drinkers should take up alcohol consumption in older age.”

Results of the study were published in the Journal of the American Geriatrics Society.

Source: ANI

Makeup and clothing is an issue for many teenage girls. If you are stressing about what you should look like as a newcomer in middle school, or a freshie in high school, here’s a quick guide to help your fashion mature with you throughout middle and high school.

In Sixth grade, wear lip gloss, some mascara, and maybe a little bit of pale eyeshadow; don’t go too heavy or it may look bad. If you want to try out more types of makeup, keep that for home experiments.
As for clothes, keep it in your comfort level. Bear this in mind: if you are wearing a bra or undershirt, don’t let the straps hang out. It doesn’t look cool; it just looks sloppy. If you are wearing a short shirt, check in the mirror to see if your stomach hangs out of the bottom. Otherwise, wear something a little bit longer. Also, if your pants are likely to slip, wear a belt. Belts are totally hip now!
* The main point is to keep the makeup light, and the clothes clean cut.

In Seventh grade you are beginning to care a little more what you look like; you might want to try curling your hair a few days a week, and using different hairstyles besides your typical ponytail.
If you are acne prone, try foundation. Remember thet even oily skin can get flaky and that looks horrible with foundation. So try it on weekends first and ask your mother (or someone that uses foundation well) if it looks okay.
In Seventh grade you might want to try eyeliner. But not too much because you don’t want to look like a racoon!
Start trying to tie outfits together with accessories. It’s good to try new things with your makeup and clothes. But when you try the new things, make sure it looks good on you, not just in the picture or at the store. Check out different stores, and find out if there is a style that suits you.

In eighth grade you are probably getting good at makeup and you know what you like. Try establishing your own hairstyle without looking like everyone else. For example, if everyone has long, layered hair with no bangs, try light wispy bangs and a shorter, layered look.
You might be wearing tighter jeans now and probably starting to get concerned with impressing the guys, so it’s safe to try out more mature styles such as a sleek leather blazer, or lower cut necklines. If you are happy with your sports bra, that is totally OK. But it’s safe now to check out the actual bra department and wear something that makes you feel pretty - like lace.

Ninth grade: high school! This is a big transition. Now in the same world as seniors, you are going to want to look like the rest of your peers. You should by now have your makeup and hair styles already. Try to update this look a bit, because no one wants to carry the same look they had in middle school. Dramatize a detail in your hair. If its known for it’s left side part, part it even deeper. Make a straight style even sleeker and hip. Learn to make youre curls tighter, or looser.
In high school you might want to wear your usual make up during the day, and as you start to go out with friends and boys at night, add a darker shade of eyeliner, or jazz up your lips with something more festive. It’s also good to try new shoes, try wearing spikier ankle boots with a pair of hot jeans and a blouse. Chunkier heels aren’t as hip as spikes as you get older. Incorporate accessories into your outfit. Buy yourself a bag that’s in suede or leather to keep your schoolbooks in, instead of a backpack. You will want to buy yourself a new jacket, and make it your own.
You know what you like, so go and find clothes that fit your style, but crank it up a notch for a more mature feel.

Source:free-beauty-tips.glam

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Meri to behan hai”!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts “Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle” Sardar gets furious & slap him & says” Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai”!

Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Last night one tear dropped out of my eyes
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.

Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2
Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, ‘coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS

Gisele Caroline Nonnenmacher Bündchen (born July 20, 1980) is a Brazilian model. She is currently dating Tom Brady. According to Forbes, she is the highest-paid model in the world and also the sixteenth richest woman in the entertainment world,[3] having earned $33 million in 2007 alone, adding to her estimated $150 million fortune. She is also listed on Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel. Gisele is the face of more than 20 brands internationally.

Biography

Family and early life

Bündchen was born in the Brazilian town of Três de Maio and grew up in Horizontina, Rio Grande do Sul, to Vânia Nonnenmacher, a bank clerk pensioner, and Valdir Bündchen, a university teacher and writer.[4][5] She has five sisters — Raquel, Graziela, Gabriela, Rafaela and her fraternal twin Patrícia, Gisele’s junior by five minutes. Bündchen was raised as a Roman Catholic, speaks Portuguese as her native language and English as a second language.

She is from Southern Brazil, a region whose population is largely composed of Brazilians of German descent. Bündchen is of distant German ancestry in both sides of her family: her great-great-grandparents immigrated to Brazil from Germany. In regards to her ethnic background, Bündchen was quoted:

“I was born in Horizontina, a town in the backcountry of (Brazilian) state Rio Grande do Sul. The town was once mainly colonized by Germans. In the school which I attended, learning German was actually obligatory from third grade on. But being out of touch with the language for such a long time, I unfortunately forgot it. (…) I belong to the sixth generation of my family in Brazil.”